Matthew Rhys…meat salesman
My TV boyfriend is selling meat, and he’s doing a bang-up job! In my Google alerts today, there is an article that says that advertisements narrated by him convinced three out of four shoppers to buy Welsh Beef, making for an increase of 15% over last year. He’s very powerful and popular with the meat-eating populace apparently. And, yes, I have a Google alert for my TV boyfriend. Stop looking at me like that! I have Google alerts for other things too! Like NASA and space, earthquakes and hurricanes, bettas, Carolina basketball, my Olympic boyfriend (shut up!), and my cousin. Just a bunch of stuff. So there! : P* * * * *
Babawawa…I’d only cry because I’d feel trapped by her crazy questions
So last week, over and over, the ad for Babawawa’s OSCAR special was being played. The announcer said she would be asking the questions not asked on the red carpet, then they’d play this soundbite: “Why did you destroy your career?” Is it wrong that I laughed every time?
Skinny Bitch…the book, not me
I’m writing my own book and I’m going to call it Fat Bastard.
IKEA…I want to go to there (points to anyone who gets that reference)
We just got an IKEA in Charlotte! Yay!!! I thought I was excited, but there were people CAMPED OUT for the first day. My friend Kelly went on Saturday and she said it was so crowded they had to take a shuttle bus from where they parked to the store. I’m excited, but I’m not that excited, you know? I’ll wait until some of the newness wears off. Then I’ll go get some meatballs and cheap drinking glasses and a $70 chair I’ve got my eye on.
All newspeople have a signoff…Paula Zahn’s is just a little unusual
There’s this guy named Jack Cafferty that does commentary and answers mail on CNN Morning. I guess one morning back when Paula Zahn was on there, Jack had just given some commentary right before they were getting ready to sign off the air for the morning, and this is what accidentally came out of her mouth: “Jack off and have a good day!”