Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I've Got Nothing

I can think of nothing to write about. Nothing at all. So, I'm cheating.

Got this in an e-mail called Always Check Your Child's Homework:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Mrs. Smith


Diane said...

Still funny today.

Protege said...

Hehe, Mel, this is hilarious! Very funny, made me day, as I am otherwise very tired this morning and a bit bumped out. Man I HATE January.:P
By the way, feel free to be tagged by me should you wish, I just posted a picture tag; they are sometimes ok when the "blog block" hits.;))

A Woman Of No Importance said...

: )

Heinous said...

What? A person can't earn some spare change any more?

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Of course you are.
Never doubted it for a moment.

Heather said...

Haha!! I got that email not too long ago. I laughed then, just as I did now. :)
Kids are hilarious.

Jenners said...

Hi! Just got back from vacation and getting caught up with your blog.

This totally cracked me up! Of course, I didn't "get it" at first ... I thought it was a bank counter at first. Did I mention I'm sometimes slow on the uptake?

Your dream cracked me up. I love that you have your TV boyfriend be your brother in your dream! So self-censoring!!!!

And I enjoy your recaps on the VH1 shows -- you watch them so I don't have to! : )

Coachdad said...

That's pretty damn funny.... that poor mom.

Missy said...

My husband and I laughed so hard over this! It is a classic!