My cousin posted this The Onion link on Facebook. Check out the date it was written. As it is The Onion, I checked their archives to make sure it wasn't something made up specifically for election day and it appears as if it was legitimately part of their January 17-23, 2001 issue.
Apparently Nostradamus was working for them back in 2001.
Bush: "Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over"